Saturday 27 August 2016

A welcome visit

It's strange to have not updated this for ages but not much has really been happening. I'm sure that A will do an update about her adventures when she arrives home and she is on her way, kind of, as I'm typing this up now. Anyway I've got a few pictures to go through and it is worth doing an update so here goes. I'll try and keep it short.

Pasta with meatballs - very nice indeed
Pasta with meatballs - very nice indeed
A lamb steak, for a change
A lamb steak, for a change
Can't beat a proper Sunday roast
Can't beat a proper Sunday roast
I'll get the boring pictures of food out of the way first. It's about the best part of being here, being able to get good steaks. I've not only been eating steaks though. There's some awesome meatballs sold at Carrefour that make up into a tasty pasta sauce. It gets a bit much after a while though so now I split the meal in two; it's helping me to lose weight.

Modeling

What has taken up most of my time recently while I've not been working has been my modeling - I'm keen to not waste the time I have here, and I do have a bit of time every evening, so as well as learning Bulgarian via this excellent website I decided to do a bit of modeling. At first I was going to buy a kit but then I had a better idea; why not just play around with various techniques and make things that I won't then want to try and transport back to Bulgaria on an airplane.

Attempting to split a toothpick with a craft knife
Attempting to split a toothpick with a craft knife
Carefully measured and half cut for the legs
Carefully measured and half cut for the legs
The fence starts to take shape - a bit blobby glue though
The fence starts to take shape - a bit blobby glue though
Making a tea-based staining agent
Making a tea-based staining agent
One of the fences getting soaked in stain
One of the fences getting soaked in stain
My first attempt involved a rather funky craft knife that actually slips over your finger so you have a lot of control and it doesn't slip as easily. I'd spotted a very low fence on the ride to work (no 'prototype' picture for you unfortunately as I'm always going fast when I go past it) that I thought would be easy to model with a split a toothpick for the top rail, and cut another toothpick into sections for the legs. It turns out that splitting a toothpick is quite fiddly but it isn't that hard, though it took a couple of attempts to end up with something where I could use both halves. It was then quite fiddly (the picture is of my first attempt where I didn't have tweezers) to fit the legs but I think I did OK. After this success I popped out and got tweezers and made another couple which worked better. Then I decided to try another idea, a way of staining that didn't need me to find India Ink. I made a strong brew in a jar, let it cool, then soaked the little fences in this. It worked, and would have done more staining if I'd left it longer but I'm just experimenting. I'll be making quite a lot of these things I think - they're actually really quick and look great.

I bet you think "ah a temporary spray booth" when you see this...
I bet you think "ah a temporary spray booth" when you see this...
But now it is one...
But now it is one...
I just can't help myself saving things
I just can't help myself saving things
It's coloured up quite nicely I think
It's coloured up quite nicely I think
My second smart idea was inspired by some videos I've been watching of superb modelers on youTube. One thing I am determined to learn eventually is how to use a modeling spray gun however even before then a lot of painting can be done with spray paints. To do this effectively it's a good idea to have a backdrop which stops you spraying paint all over the nice front room of the house you're temporarily living in. I came up with the idea when I was stood looking at the pizza box I still hadn't managed to throw out so I lined it with greaseproof paper and stuck that down with a lot of spray glue and let it to dry. Then I took some tea leaves I've been saving and tested another smart idea; to colour them green so I can use them for scatter. The first attempt at the spray booth was about 50/50 as a success - I think I know what I'd do next time, and the tea leaves coloured fine except it's probably not really worth it as scatter is very cheap. Anyway, it was a good experiment and I think with a few refinements using an old pizza box as a temporary spray booth is a good idea, particularly if you are traveling and still want to get stuff done.


An innocent looking hanging basket liner
An innocent looking hanging basket liner
Slicing a section out with my super sharp scissors
Slicing a section out with my super sharp scissors
Then cutting this up into strips
Then cutting this up into strips
Then each strip into squares
Then each strip into squares
Each square is pulled into a loose circle
Each square is pulled into a loose circle
And my first tree
And my first tree
Four trees hanging up to dry
Four trees hanging up to dry
Those scissors are VERY sharp!
Those scissors are VERY sharp!
The final experiment I cannot claim as my own inspiration; I followed a fantastic how-to video on youTube and I must admit I was rather surprised at how well they turned out. Of course I've not completely finished them as I don't have all the materials here to hand but I now know I can turn these out rather quickly and that they look good enough for me ot be very proud of myself. You can follow the video I've linked to above but basically you get coconut matting, cut it into different size squares, tease it out into looser circles then glue it onto a bamboo BBQ skewer before spray painting the lot brown. The next steps involve magic with balsa wood, and some green scatter (see my attempt to make this with tea leaves). I've actually sent these first four attempts back to Bulgaria with A as they came out so much better than expected. I've also had a few more ideas following up on these techniques which I will be trying out over the next few weeks.

She visited

The most important thing that's happened since the last update is A came past here for a short visit on her way back to Bulgaria. It was so lovely, and way too short, but at least it was possible.

The first beer pour is the most important
The first beer pour is the most important
Burger time, Thomas Crown style
Burger time, Thomas Crown style
She arrived early evening on Wednesday and I was sat at my table trying to learn Bulgarian and jumping at every sound as I was so wired looking forward to seeing her. Eventually I gave up and went outside with my cup of tea and a book and sat in the sun to wait. It was so hot I was cooking and then suddenly there she was, in Pat (her Clio - geddit?) pulling into the driveway and waving. Woop, indeed! We had a lovely relaxing evening mostly, I cooked us some Irish steaks which were perfect, and also we quickly repacked the car to give a bit more visibility out the side windows and to fit in the stuff I wanted her to take back for me. The next day she dropped me at work and then spent the day relaxing which was really good with the long drive coming up. After work she met me at my office and we spent a really lovely late afternoon and early evening in Mechelen town walking around, looking at the sites, having a couple of beers and finally eating burgers in the bar I've been in a few times. We found a whisky shop (dangerous for me) and a cheese shop (dangerous for her) and I am under instructions to bring some of those awesome cheeses back for her when I go home in a few weeks for a short break. Too soon it was Friday morning and we were up and getting her ready to get on the road. We left here at the same time and she drove along next to me as I cycled, shouting encouragement (maybe) before driving towards one of the most beautiful sunrises I've seen here but I didn't have a camera which was such a shame. It was a poignant moment and I felt very sad to see her disappear up the road.

Not to steal her thunder as I'm sure when she's back she'll put in a blog about her journey, she had an interesting to start to it and found herself in a layby called Schwarze Föhre (which didn't even have a toilet block but has a name!) with Pat being a bit poorly as a belt had gone. Thankfully as I type this she is back on the road, after more than 18 hours delay while a mechanic fixed the problem.

Final few days

It is coming up to the end of my stay here in this cottage in the grounds of a chateaux (not a castle; that's just a translation issue). I've enjoyed staying here a lot, the cycle ride to work has really reduced my belly (but there's more to go there yet) and now the people who own the place have come back from their holiday I've met them and found they are really lovely people. I'm sure my next place will be just as awesome though.

Maybe that's what Jimi Hendrix was talking about
Maybe that's what Jimi Hendrix was talking about
Tea tree leaves tossed by the wind
Tea tree leaves tossed by the wind
The drip watering thing - very clever
The drip watering thing - very clever
A real man's toy
A real man's toy
Mainly the weather has been rather beautiful for the past couple of weeks and it's actually been quite hard to sleep at times with no air movement at all and the temperature still about 25 degrees at 10pm inside. There's been some moment when it has changed rather rapidly though. There's been some rain and some amazing skies and also one semi-tornado that whipped through, blew loads of leaves around and inside, then calmed again within about half an hour. On one of my trips to the hardware shop looking for modeling things I spotted a cool little device to water plants from a normal water bottle and picked it up. I may get a few more but A has it to check out more at home and see how it copes in the hot sun. It did OK watering the weeds in the rose bed by the front of the building when I tested it. A tool I'd very much like to have, but can't, is the tractor powered grass mower. This is the owner and he was grinning and having a lot of fun as he spun this around and cut the grass.

A beautiful moth that flew inside
A beautiful moth that flew inside
Such a hairy body and legs
Such a hairy body and legs
Just like a work of art
Just like a work of art
I've still not eaten him
I've still not eaten him
There's lots of creatures flying around here, most of them undesirable like mosquitoes and flies, but one beautiful moth flew in and couldn't work out how to get back out the doors one inch below it. Before I helped it to escape I took a bunch of pictures as it was just lovely. Less lovely, but not less apparent, is the cockerel who is still shouting around the place and waking me up. Bless it.

So there you have it. My plans for the weekend were to do overtime however these have fallen at the first hurdle as my account is not set up to log in remotely. Which is massively frustrating. The sun is out, though, so I'm probably going to go and read outside for a bit and make the most of it; all the reports say that the rain is due back on Monday. Hopefully so is A and the next update will be from her back home telling us all about her boring and easy journey home.

Monday 15 August 2016

Stupid cockerel

I'm sat here at my AirBNB on a Monday morning not working again because there is ANOTHER national holiday; I know most people would be glad for long weekends but yeah; not me, right now. I just got back from an attempt to go into town to mooch around some hobby stores and found that not even Carrefour was open so I turned round and made my trip out into a short cycle around the roads near where I'm living. I saw a local bike race whoosh past me, some storks in a field, a few other people on bicycles and not much else.


This blog could have been called "what have I been eating?" as you'll see in a bit however the major theme of the week has been the cockerel and its not-quite-complete crow which has woken me every morning at about 5am (except one when miraculously it didn't crow but my phone did connect to WifI that doesn't normally reach my bedroom and starting buzzing at, you guessed it, 5am). I don't know if it'd be any more acceptable if the crow was complete, of course. All I do know is this crow is very annoying indeed.

My regular visitors; the bunny rabbits
My regular visitors; the bunny rabbits
When the mad cockerel had two ladies
When the mad cockerel had two ladies
Any twitchers able to identify this?
Any twitchers able to identify this?
Corn, corn and corn
Corn, corn and corn
A rapidly darting dragonfly
A rapidly darting dragonfly
One of the hundreds of butterflies I have seen
One of the hundreds of butterflies I have seen
Cattle underneath coppiced willow trees
Cattle underneath coppiced willow trees
You can't argue totally with the wildlife around here though. Just now I've watched a tiny little wren bouncing around on the fence near the patio doors though sadly it disappeared when I got the camera out. The rabbits are a continual presence, along with the chickens of course (though the noisy cockerel has appeared to lose a wife - he only has one with him now). Yesterday I was sat at this table getting on with a few bits and bobs for Christmas day when I heard an interesting sounding bird and was just in time to glimpse it flying off into the distance and grab a bad photograph, though you can see it is mid-cry which is quite cool. Other than that I got out last Saturday for a walk around the local area as I thought I'd seen a footpath sign but found out pretty quickly that it was just a no entry (apart from on bike or foot) and so didn't go all that far along the road. It went between fields of sweetcorn and then a field of wheat and it was very beautiful but very samey. My picture of the beautiful dragonfly came out far better than expected as it was flitting around madly and I wasn't even sure if it was in frame when I snapped.

Carried A's birthday present back on The Bike
Carried A's birthday present back on The Bike
I love this picture
I love this picture
Some glimpse of a sunset through the trees. Nearly.
Some glimpse of a sunset through the trees. Nearly.
My lovely peaceful spot
My lovely peaceful spot
One bloom remains through the storms
One bloom remains through the storms
Other than that it's been a time of working and cycling and feeling tired and eating and not doing very much else. The Bike has proven itself to be an awesome workhorse and has transported some pretty unwieldy loads without any problem as I've been buying presents for A's birthday when she is here. The weather has been up and down - one time I got so soaked while walking to get lunch that I had to change into my cycling tracksuit bottoms for the afternoon. The evenings, when clear, have been beautiful though and I can just about see the sunset through the trees though photographing it is a challenge. Yesterday I tried to have a sleep on the lawn as I hadn't had a great night previously for some reason and I spread a rug on the grass and nearly dozed off before, you guessed it, the white devil appeared and started screeching at me. One obvious impact of the unsettled weather is the roses have sadly taken a battering. There is one bloom hanging on proudly though.

A filet steak (melt in the mouth) with my attempt at spicy wedges
A filet steak (melt in the mouth) with my attempt at spicy wedges
The wedges worked so I did them again, with pork chops this time
The wedges worked so I did them again, with pork chops this time
Roast lamb, roast spuds and carrots, and beans. Nom!
Roast lamb, roast spuds and carrots, and beans. Nom!
BBQ Chicken with more spicy wedges
BBQ Chicken with more spicy wedges
Testing out another Irish steak - it was lovely
Testing out another Irish steak - it was lovely
Pork medallions with boiled spuds and green beans in butter
Pork medallions with boiled spuds and green beans in butter
My dirty takeaway night, sat in the sun
My dirty takeaway night, sat in the sun
Trying the local grub - Steak Hache Ardennes
Trying the local grub - Steak Hache Ardennes
And so, the meat of this update (yes, that WAS an attempt at a pun) and you can see why I said this could be an update just about what food I've eaten. I really have caught the bug for taking pictures of my food and for that I apologise. I have settled into a bit of a routine now with a banana and glass of water before I get on my bike to work, some crusty rolls with cured meat at lunch, and then a proper feed in the evening. I felt like a takeaway one night but had something on the edge of its date to cook so put off my takeaway to the next, when it wasn't actually all that great. The pizza was nice but the sides were a bit meh. At least I'm not going to starve, and I'm even managing to lose weight what with all the cycling I'm doing.

I'm given a big new (and heavy) sofa
I'm given a big new (and heavy) sofa
The cockerel ran away from the little girl
The cockerel ran away from the little girl
A few things have actually happened while I've been typign this up. I can still hear the wren but I haven't seen it since but then I've had visitors in the form of the guy who lets this place out and his brother who brought me a new sofa to replace the old one in the lounge. I think he's been on holiday and got back yesterday as there's certainly more bustle around the place right now. Also I heard the sound of their daughter in her electric car somewhere in the grounds and then the cockerel shot across the lawn and the next minute appeared up in a bush! I've asked for and received a sweeping brush so as soon as I get this published I'm going to have a quick clean through the place and get rid of all the flies that my much-better fly spray have littered everywhere.

Thanks for reading.

I can't wait to get home though.